Achievement of the Year!

Eating one packet of hello panda a day now instead of two! :D

Yes, I'm aware they have 320 calories (Chocolate flavour) and 324 calories (strawberry flavour) but those little thingamajigs sing hymns of praise in my mouth.

I'm serious.

Though my arteries and thighs of fats are probably crying.

Buttt even though I ate one packet of hello panda, I ate like, 10 chocolate chip cookies today :(

I blame Marge for she makes the best chocolate chip cookies, red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting and carrot cakes and

SHE OWES ME PANCAKES WITH MAPLE SYRUP.

See you in a month!

A lot more fats and 2 pimple scars later...

we're on to single digit countdown days. :O

Still am in half shock and denial that A levels are approaching so quickly but at the same time, I can't wait for it to be over and done with. Came home today and found my foolscap pad vandalised

(I  realised my purple nail polish was indeed unsuitable for my skin and my nails are now painted sparkly silver instead :D)

GO THERESE! 

was written by myself but Margie pudgy wrote

JIAYOU SISTA

KEEP

CALM

AND

CARRY

ON

AWWWW :)

Oh yes. My pimple scars :(

My worst nightmare came trueee. I am now in acneville with 2 scars on my cheek because even though I 

PROMISED PROMISED PROMISED

myself that I wouldn't burst those two lumps of evil....

I did.

And now I'm gonna be like, #BBcreamgirlforever or something :(

WHAT IF I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE?????

And as for my fats...

Me: Mummy, does this shirt make me look fat?

Mummy: No lah.

Me: *smiles*

Mummy: It's just you! Not the shirt! You're so BIGGGGG.

SOIRNG39R-19U4T9JEPIGJ-913RJ2093TJ409J

Uncode the vulgar words.

Anyhoos, this is my idea of revenge. (It's a true story btw hahahaha)

Mummy was on her way to church carrying a plastic bag with a bible inside (Don't ask me why she puts it in a plastic bag haha)

when a maid asked her,

"Aunty! Is today your off day?"

Mummy: *momentarily confused*

Maid: Is today your off day also? Where are you going?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OMG MY MUM LOOKS LIKE A MAID HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

Okay, time to focus on A's.

ALL THE BEST TO THOSE TAKING A LEVELS :D

Ending with a wise quote from Mr Lim!

"If you're too scared of failing, you'll never win."

"Ladies and gentlemen, the pen is in your freaking hand."

Okay, so maybe two wise quotes.

And this one is from me

"PRAY."

HAHAHAHAHA AMENNNNNNNNN! :D

Romance

Mummy: Pete, you can shower first because I know I'll take a longer time to shower than you.

Daddy: It's okay, I can use the kitchen shower.

Mummy: No, you can shower first. Don't you know you have a very good wife?

Me: *sniggers* What makes you think you're a very good wife?

Mummy: *haughtily* Ask daddy lah.

Me: (to Daddy) Is mummy a good wife?

Daddy: Gooood.

Mummy: *annoyingly smug face*

Me: Daddy is just saying that now because he's in front of you!

Mummy: Nonsense! I'm a good wife! *pauses* Well, even if he said no, I would have accepted it. Because I know he actually means yes.

I have never seen someone with so much faith in herself.


ALSO had the most hilariousssss dinnertime conversation the other day HAHAHAHAHA. I swear, I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes.

Mummy: Daddy is very unromantic. The first year we were together, THE FIRST YEAR AH, he already told me "We won't celebrate valentine's day. I don't believe in this kind of silly things."

Me: Ooooh daddy, better be careful. Mummy still bears a petty grudge after 21 years.

Mummy: Then the second year I bought him a mug, and he said "I thought we already said we're not going to celebrate this kind of things?" People already buy leh! See, so unromantic.

At this point I was laughing sooooooo hard.

Joan: Wah, but your present also damn cui. Who gives a MUG on valentine's day?

Mummy: Excuse me! My mug was expensive. It cost NINE DOLLARS okay!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mummy: But as Daddy gets older, he gets more romantic.

Me: Reallyyy? How so?

Mummy: Yes, he's very sweet now. Always cuts fruits for me.

Me: HAHAHAHA how is that sweet?

Mummy: NEXT TIME YOU SEE WHETHER YOUR HUSBAND CUTS FRUITS FOR YOU LAH!

OKAY! #challengeaccepted

Mummy: *looks at me* Wait, you're not going to blog about this right?

HEHEHEHEHE. I LIKE TO SHARE GOOD STUFF ;D

October pimple curse

I have a HUGEASS pimple on my cheek.

Considering how the previous one has not gone away, i have 2 pimples on my cheek ):

SO DEVASTATED. Stupid pimple devil decided to just plop two pimpz on my face!!!!

Or maybe it was because over the weekend I ate

2 packets of roller coasters
Hello panda
Half a can of pringles
1 packet of prawn crackers
Keropok(?)
Kitkat

Hmmm. Either way, I felt so traumatised I texted mummy

Mummy I have a new pimple on my cheek ): ): ): My life is overrrrr

And she replied

My dear girl, there is more to life that that. Otherwise, many people would have died already. You see :) Your mother is still living happily.

When I came home she was beaming, thinking about how funny she was.

Mummy: Don't you think your mother is witty?

Me: Uh, okay lah.

Mummy: *disappointed* You mean, you didn't laugh out loud?

Me: To please you, I'm going to say I did. I laughed soooooo loudly after reading your message.

Mummy: *laughs delightedly*

Oh man. I'm like my mum. I thrive on false compliments.

Purple nails

        

HAHAHAHA the number of times I was insulted in the past 2 days because of this nail polish amuses me.

Personally, I find the shade of purple quite appealing. It's like the purple chocolate smarties, no? :D

And anything that reminds me of chocolate or food makes me happy.

First, it was Joan and Daddy. 

Joan "Damnnnn ugly leh"

Daddy "Hmm, the purple doesn't match your skin tone. You are too yellow."

Ms Neo: Wah, somebody paint her fingernails ah.

Me: Hehe. I graduated already what!

Ms Neo: Very bright leh.

Me: My daddy says it doesn't match with my skin tone.

Ms Neo *pauses and stares* He does make a very good point.

Mr Ng KT OWNS at insulting. Last year he called me a man. Now, my status has been changed to "Ah lian" because of my nails.

"Does ending school give you the right to act like an ah lian? So ugly."

Good times in dark places

By dark, I mean it was 8pm and hence the sky was dark.

I think I've been coping well so far with all the A level shizzapoo. So I'm in a bright happy place (for now)! :D Whether I'll do well ultimately....uh, that is another story.

BUTTT I have this huge pimple on my cheek that made mummy dramatically gasp and joan screech "THE! YOU HAVE A PIMPLE ON YOUR CHEEK!"

):

Amusing conversations today!

Maria: I can totally be a speaker to prevent bullying! Then I'll earn 1000 dollars per session because my talk will be SO good.

Me: Nonsense. To do this kind of thing you always need some kind of personal experience. Then you can relate. Like, you got bullied before.

Maria: Got what! I always get bullied by you.

Me: I BULLY YOU!?

Maria: Ya. You always say "Maria so flat"

Me: Wah, if you count it that way I also get bullied by you! You always say "Marie so fat! Marie never stops eating!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D I love how one letter can make all the difference.

Me to erina: I just read my old blog posts for an hour yesterday. I think I'm quite funny. Hehehe.

Erina: ... Uh, if I post what you just said on twitter now, everybody will think you're funny.

OH and moody cash in his attempt to be encouraging came up with a new analogy.

"Just push through this period yeahhhh? It's like a lady in labour."

Me: *starts laughing*

Moody Cash: Yesssss. When you're going through it, it's difficult. But once it gets out, POP, everything is okayyyy!

HAHAHAHAH! NJ has the best security guard ever :D

TWO WEEKS TO A LEVELS  :O Never thought this day would come hahaha.

NOT GONNA GIVE UP NOW.

Prepared or not, I have to face my exams on the 5th of november.

The best thing to do now is to focus and trust in God (HAHAHA suddenly thought of mr lim's WTH face)

AND LOOK FORWARD TO POST A-LEVEL PLANS :D

Though I'm so scared and totally regretting wasting so much time earlier on, IT'S NOT THE END.

Anyhoos, am very touched by Daddy who said the other day

"Just tell me when you need me to fetch you. I'm behind you all the way."

AWWWWWW :)

Except I won't take up his offer because I always feel so bad troubling people. I know I can be super buay paiseh, but I hate wasting people's time. If I can help it, I like to do things on my own and pretend to be independent. Hahahaha. Key word here is pretend.

Marge also said she'll help by confiscating her iPhone from me so I would get rid of my disgusting addiction to Scramble.

IN CONTRAST, my mum is so horridly distracting. She'll just sit opposite me at the dining table and we'll talk for HOURS. Which is TERRIBLE.

Jean used to say "Uh mummy, I think you should stop talking and let The study"

Now that she isn't here, I have to say that myself. But mummy goes "My poor baby studying so hard! Don't study anymore lah!"

I'm not studying hard enough :( She has so much misplaced faith in me.

OR she'll make this sad, pouty face and go "Orh" before leaving, which makes me feel soooo bad for chasing her away.

Now you know where I get my act cute genes from.

#Onlymyfamily

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEANIEPOOOOOOOO!

Stay a happy, smart, sexy, lovely, amazing 19 year old kay! :D

MISS YOU SO MUCH HONEYBUNS!

JEAN LOOKS SO PRETTY :D

YAY HERE'S JEAN BLOWING HER CANDLES

Because y'know, one can totally blow candles when they are a 14 hour flight away. 

The power of technology.

HAHAHA only my family would buy a cake to celebrate Jean's birthday and gobble it all up ourselves at 10pm. INGENIOUS + Greedy genes.

Anyhoos Jeaniepoo, I'm glad you're settling in so well and enjoying your lessons! I'm sure Uni life will continue to be a blast and you'll excel there, like you always do.

Stay holy, keep praying and God will continue blessing you!

Know that you're always in my heart and prayers :)

XOXO, 

The(rese)

Unfulfilled promises/Graduation!

It's hard to keep promises to myself.

I told myself to stop playing scramble and I told marge to slap me if I do... STILL ADDICTED.

I told myself NO ONLINE SHOPPING... Parcels are still arriving with extreme regularity. But it does make me happy :)

I told myself to STOP BLOGGING... and that was months ago. Never did.

I keep telling myself to START STUDYING HARDER...

WHICH IS SOMETHING I WILL FAITHFULLY KEEP FROM TODAY ONWARDS.

Can you believe it? 22 days left to the start of A's. IT'S INSANEEEE! :(

On the bright side, hopefully it isn't too late to start being a full time nerd because I'm suddenly extremely motivated to study after Ms Oon's SPRINTTTTT! analogy and Mr Lim's DON'T DEPEND ON LUCK speech.

Hahaha according to him "Praying before an exam is very *imitates face of incredulity* because it is like saying I LEAVE MY FATE IN THE HANDS OF SOMEONE UP THERE...who might not even exist."

Well, I pray before every single paper - and I see nothing wrong with doing so! There's no harm in asking for a little help from God right?

Whether it works or not, well, that's another story. All you need sometimes is a little faith.

I have faith.

Probably TOO MUCH faith HAHAHAHA. I believe myself to be lucky and charmed and that I can get through life without suffering from all the stress that others do...

...which is a really bad mentality. It's probably why my PSC psychometric test results says

YOU'RE SO OPTIMISTIC YOU APPEAR GULLIBLE AND NAIVE. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Shall pick certainty over luck and do whatever I can for the last 3 weeks.

AND I GRADUATED!!!

It wasn't really a "LET'S TOSS CONFETTI" moment or a weepy one. It's just a little sad feeling that you're growing up and leaving this place and people so soon. But I shall not make a sappy speech about this is not the end, and just the beginning. Or reminisce about the wonderful IP days because....
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.
.
.
.

aiya no time lah. Needa study for A's.

H1 MATH WITH MR TAN :)

Yvonne's GANGSTA face amuses me.

MS TANNNN :)

Who kept trying to make me bend lower and resorted to pressing me down, (She's stronggg!)

making me stand "like a teletubby", according to nisha.

H1 MATH - PROUD TO BE!

As Mr Heah put it "What are you going to do? Go to the market and differentiate the price of fish?"

HAHAHAHA.

MS KHOO! I LOVE MS KHOO :D

BEST PM EVERRR :)

SWEETPEAS! :D

MR LIM :D

I used to HATE international history,

but I'm starting to appreciate the arguments and even the content in IH and I owe it all to Mr Lim. So, so grateful to have such a dedicated teacher with the most wonderful essay outlines.

AND HE IS SUCH A DRAMA KING HAHAHAHA

People fail to realise that because he isn't INTENTIONALLY dramatic but really,

he can rival with Erina for drama king/queen.

(OH JASMINEEE, if you read this I HAD THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA OMG. Since our class girls intend on going bali/batam together, we shall hop on a ship after that and go to Bandung after that for some MAJORRR shopping + climbing mountains +scouring for cheap food.

YES? :D Erina agreed to the plan already!)

09IP! :D

So glad to be a part of this.

And of course, the best part of IP -

11SH03 :)

WITH NHATTTT :)

I COULD FEEL THE AMAZING BRAIN WAVES DIFFUSING INTO MINE.

Okay, not really. But that's what I'll like to believe.

Ugh needa take another picture with ms oon. I look terribleeee in this one.

Butttt I LOVE MS OON FOR BEING SO NICE AND ENCOURAGING AND A WONDERFUL TEACHER :D

Hahaha I still remember her look of disgust when she asked me

"So Marie, what are you going to do with your life?"

Me: Hmm. Make babies lor.

HAHAHAHAHA.

I really want to get A for history so I can do Ms Oon and Mr Lim proud :)

BEST FRIENDSSSSS :D

HAHAHAHA KENGYAN!

Love how (and i quote ky) "mesmerizing" his smile is.

HI SMART KIDDOS!

Okay I admit my size makes me feel a bit like a mother now.

'12 History cohort! :D

PRETTY MS SOHHHH! :D :D

Who is SOH PURE hehe.

We were debating hard on whether her shirt should write

SOH SWEET

SOH PURE or

A PURE WOMAN, faithfully presented by 09IP

HISTORY CLASS!

AND AND I don't have a picture with Mr Whitby ):

He went down the rabbit hole like Alice in Wonderland and disappeared when we went to find him!

Only to reappear later when most people already left hmmph. 

BEST. LIT. TEACHER. EVER.

Who uses such nice cologne

that when he walked past me in the exam hall, 

I was so intoxicated by the smell I couldn't think for a few seconds.

More people need to learn how to smell nice. But stay away from me during exams.

Daryn and Farmer shengcheeee :)

The next time we'll be taking pictures will be at prom!

Ahhh prom's gonna be so eggggciting! CANNOT WAIT FOR POST-A's!

Towards A levels

Admit it. Regardless of gender, almost the entire SH2 cohort has grown uglier.

Eyebags, pimples, flabz and just general deterioration in terms of looks.

It's kinda sad, really. But when life throws you lemons,

.

.

.

.

you get fats and pimples. True story.

This graph is based my skillful observation throughout the course of this year.

 (Which of course, means it is highly accurate. Hehehe.)

Okay the back part is based on correlation and my HOPE that things after A's will take a 180 degree switch to 

AMAZINGGGG

and continue the upward trend from there. Optimism is not a bad thing.

Anyhoos, I feel myself getting uglierrrr as the days pass. It's horrifying ):

So far, I have not had a major pimple outbreak (THANK YOU GOD!)

but I shan't speak to soon. Jean scared me by saying you have to wait till the month of October to see how people with previously flawless skin can develop pimples.

But but.

My tactic is to continue to pray to God for nice skin and to help me lose weight

which is what I pray for every week during mass HAHAHA

(NO I AM NOT A BAD CATHOLIC. I THANK GOD ALL THE TIME TOO! :D)

LASIK :D

Was trying to manipulate Daddy into booking my lasik appointment asap so I can get it done by january and wake up with perfecttt eyesight :D

Me: Daddy, can you please call up your eye specialist tomorrow? 

Daddy: *distractedly* Hmmm

Me: So that's a yes? I LOVE YOU DADDY! Pinky promise?

Daddy: I think you better wait till after university.

Me: NOOOOOO. I want it after A's! Pinky promise?

Daddy: But what if you strain your eyes during university and your eyesight worsens? I mean, not looking at your textbooks of course, but all the hot guys around.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. He knows me too well. #daddy'sgirl

BUTTT i also got my way. As usual :)

Like a true lady

I was on the bus today when I saw this girl with a mini skirt sitting at the bus stop 

with her legs slightly open so you could see her underwear.

This guy beside me on the bus was just BLATANTLY STARING at her

and I wanted to tell her to SIT PROPERLY. I was so appalled at her lack of modesty...

Until I realised that I happen to be a leg-opener as well :/

NOT WHEN I'M OUTSIDE but in school.

I mean, it's so hard to sit like a ladyyyy! It's so much more comfortable and convenient to be able to sit in any position you want and prop your leg up LIKE A MAN.

Hahahaha I have so many people telling me to CLOSE YOUR LEGS MARIE! or CAN YOU SIT PROPERLY?

and my inner rebel says "NOOOOOO >:)!"

Except it isn't just my inner rebel. I say that out loud before opening my legs even more widely intentionally to be defiant.

Oh, the little pleasures in life :)

But anyway, I have discovered now that it is disgusting and unladylike - which I am NOT. I am a sweet, proper, modest, decent girl

who will make an effort to close my legs from now on.

Also, today was TERRIBLE. My nose was running like a tap and I spent a dollar just buying tissue from the snack stall uncle which makes me grumpy because i don't like him.

If that doesn't make sense to you, it makes an awful lot of sense to me.

And the zip of my school skirt broke - prolly cause i'm too fat now so I had to keep hitching my skirt up in the most unglamorous fashion.

And all the sneezing gave me a big headache andddd Lulu, jiahui and I are

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The only thing that made me happy was my fish soup because it's fishy fridayyyy! :D :D :D

This weekend is gonna be swarmed with work and studying and Imma be Nerdy Marie in full force. LET'S GOOOOO! :D

But since isn't the weekend yet, shall buy clothes from asos first hehehe. Especially since today also happens to be

CHILDRENS' DAYYYYYY! :D 

and everyone needs a childrens' day present.

Happy childrens' day to everyone! Stay young at heart and happy and hopefully pimple-free! :D

Karma

Wanted to pon school because I have too many pimples and school is obviously a breeding ground for pimples and there was NO WAY i would risk letting my skin get worse....

except I'm really sick now.

Urgh, can you spell K-A-R-M-A.

Or perhaps, it's the copious amount of junk I ate yesterday that made me have a sore throat which has turned into a cough.

Yesterday was one of those I FEEL UGLY days and so I ate ...
sugared cinnamon roll (mmmmm...)
A bag of chips (shared some with mummy)
Chocolate - milk and dark and gummy filled ones
Blueberry cookies (so good I ate another 5 after dinner and tried telling myself everyone deserves dessert)
Cranberry cheese bread
Shortbread (93 calories per piece >:( )

WHY DOES FOOD TASTE SO GOODDDDD?

I also happen to eat excessively when I'm
bored
grumpy
depressed
using brainpower (studyingggg)
stressed
happy
angry
having a cheapo thrill - FREE FOOD/ food on discount

Oh noexzxz. This is bad.

I think I definitely have enough fats to hibernate for 59 days now and wake up just in time for prom.

But you know, as Ching han's book says

Bu chi fan, na you li jian fei?

(For nisha - If you don't eat, how would you have energy to lose weight?) HAHAHAHA.

Gonna place all my faith in that theory. DON'T LET ME DOWN.

LOVE MY SISTER!

I RUSHED HOME FROM SCHOOL TODAY

so I could see my parents who just came back from their holiday. Hahaha.

(And eat all the food they bought)

Ahhh I missed them so much while they were gone :( Am eternally grateful now that they are not business people who have to travel because I would be in a permanent state of depression.

Alsooooo,

Jean passed my birthday card to mummy!

Look it says

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS!

Hehehehehe. My sister knows me too well *waves princess wand*

(using 3 fingers to hold my card because the thumb and index finger is holding my shortbread hehe)

Jean is sooooo sweet :) 

So tempted to read it but since she gave specific instructions that it should only be opened on my birthday,

I shall RESIST EVIL TEMPTATIONS and duly follow instructions unlike mummy who admitted to reading her birthday card on the plane and urging me to

"just read lah!"

I think she feels guilty and wants company. Hahaha.

Okayyy, gotta rush off to do 4 history essays which I didn't even know existed because I don't have a habit of checking LMS.

It's like, Bearer of Bad News, so who in their right mind would willingly go there when you can see what's new at asos.com right?

Thanking God for

1. Technology

To skype with Jeaniepoo!

Jean was so pleased because the way the light hit her face made her seem like she had a dimple HAHAHA.

She gave us a tour around her hostel place, which is basically a pretty nice and cosy three story house with.....

(wait for it)

.

.

.

.

.

GUYS LIVING IN IT. 

Oooooooooooh :D HAHAHA.

Oh the other day Jean was talking about her friend who said her mum was pretty liberal, and told her it was okay if she had sex as long as she used a condom.

Me: HAHAHA. Omg can you imagine mummy saying that? She'll be like "I WARN YOU AH. DON'T EVER HAVE SEX AND GET PREGNANT. IF YOU GET PREGNANT, I'LL DISOWN YOU AND KICK YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

Mummy: Don't anyhow say okay! I won't say that to Jean.

Me: Reallyyyyyyyyy?

Mummy: I'll only say that to you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

My mum loves me. Yes, she does.

2. My results

I think someone up there really loves me and I couldn't be more thankful and relieved.

SO PRAISE THE LORD BABYYYY! :D

3. Mummy and Daddy's return

Monday will be an awesome day!

4. The end of Mid-Autumn festival

I didn't binge on mooncakes this year :D Only had the bakerzin ones which were minuscule. Also, it is incredibly noisy now because there's some stupid celebration and activities going on at Harmony Park so I can't concentrate and as Joan put it,

"I FEEL LIKE TELING THEM TO SHUT THE F UP"

I share the same sentiments, minus the vulgar words. Haha.

So I'm happy mooncake festival (it will always be mooncake festival to me) is over.

5. Everything!

Today is a good day

Tomorrow will be a good day

A levels will be conquered (hopefully without a pimple breakout)

And life is good :D

Mother Marie

VERY RELIEVED THAT THE FOLKIES ARE COMING BACK ON MONDAY :D

I have made a total of 6 trips to NTUC since they left and lugged back more eggs, pumpkin, spinach and broccoli than I ever thought possible for a 17 year old.

The food depletes at an amazinggg pace! I think my maid eats like a giant lady.

Anyway, I feel like I have been transformed to this forty year old housewife overnight. I should change my name to Mother Marie or something.

Oh wait, that's for nuns right?

Okay, Marie the Housewife.
Except I have no husband and I still have to study for As because no one is gonna fund my shopping otherwise.

Joan really shouldn't be the eldest kid. One would think the older sibling would possess some motherly instincts and would bother to care for marge and me but NO,

all Joan cares about is how stressed she is and blaming me when the food supply runs low. SO ANNOYED BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET ANYTHING FROM NTUC THIS WHOLE TIME AND SHE GOES

*Annoyed face* THERE ARE NO FRUITS IN THE HOUSE? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU JUST WENT TO NTUC?!?!

Woman, I have A levels to worry about >:(

Marketing was kinda enjoyable the first time and I felt very housewife-ish and proud of myself. Like

EVERYBODAYEEE LOOK AT ME! TOTALLY QUALIFIED TO MARRY.

Even though I spent such a longgggg time looking for the carrots and didn't know how to choose turnips or sweet potatoes.

I used to spend an hour in NTUC deciding which chips to get. It was a very careful weighing of the calories, cost and taste. Doritos, Lays, Ruffles or Calbeeeee????? Of course, I would be so tempted to get all because each of them is special in their own way so I could NEVER decide which to get. Being indecisive is a bad thing :/

Same thing now, except I'm dealing with broccoli. Geez, my life is so awesome.

To be fair to Marge, she can't help with grocery shopping because she has promos now and is at least more appreciative than Joan.

Must also mention a very hilarious story.

Joan: *eating broccoli* Wow, Australian broccoli really tastes a lot better.

Me: Really?

Joan: Yeah it's so much sweeter.

Me: Hmm totallyyyy! Because you're eating China broccoli right now HAHAHAHAHA.

We finished the australian broccoli long ago.

Okay, am excited for mummy and daddy to come home with the few kg of chocolate daddy said they bought and take over the marketing duties again so I can become

Nerdy Marie

once more. Or maybe I was never Nerdy Marie, but I kinda like the title so I shall stick to it!