OMGGGGGGGG!
My love for the testosterone-charged species has suddenly dwindled.
The new Love, Bonito models are making me ovulate, like seriously. SUPER DUPER PRETTY AND HOTTTTTT!
THEY ARE SO PRETTY I CANNOT EVEN FEEL JEALOUS.
Hotter than megan fox, I reckon.
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Marge and I (very stupidly) made a NO-CHOCOLATE bet which states that
WHOEVER EATS CHOCOLATE FIRST HAS TO PAY THE OTHER PERSON 10 BUCKS.
It has been making me extremely miserable and depressed especially since the stupid m&ms, kitkat, rocher and royce are staring at me in my face.
ANDDD because I'm not eating them, they are depleting at a snail's pace. It really is prolonging my torture ):
But I have integrity so I'm not going to cheat and NO WAY IN HELL am I giving marge the satisfaction of earning my 10 bucks. Hmmph.
But now I have some sort of motivation to refrain from touching chocolate because looking at their bodies, I TOTALLY NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT.
I've put on weight over the holidays >:( Usually my weight goes to my thighs but it has been going to my waist so I concluded my thighs are oversaturated with fat, the fat had no choice but to migrate upwards.
Kinda makes sense right?
Back to the models. I thought Zianna was BEYOND GORGEOUS already. AHHHHHHH.
Edit: So I totally feel jealous HAHAHAHAHA. I just ran to mummy and daddy and blamed them for my genes (or lack thereof). HAHA.
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