Inhale, Exhale

Today totally had to be

Oh, let's all INSULT MARIE DAY.

SO MUCH FUN.

Mr Ng: *to wenying* Why did you make your voice suddenly so low? You sound like a transvestite! Sounds like marie.


Me: *gasping indignantly* WHATTTTTTT?!


Mr Ng: *smirks*


Me: *starts laughing* (Because y'know, I'm a naturally good-natured person)


Mr Ng: See what I mean?

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Mr Ng: Stop jumping and acting like a seven year old! Disgusting. Look at your height! Do you look like a seven year old?
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Mr Ng: You look constipated.


My favourite teacher of all time man.

To think I bought him a tuna puff. Disgusting.