Getting married

I apologize in advance for embarrassing you Marge. But this is waaaay too hilarious to pass up. *cracks up* HAHAHAHAHAHA.


Marge: I WANT TO GO FOR DANCE CLASSES!

Me: For what?! You don't even like dancing.

Marge: I must learn how to dance!

Me: *rolls eyes* Just because you want to impress some RI dude next year.

Marge: NOOOOO. *skips away*

Mummy: GOOD! GOOD WHAT! WHY CAN'T MARJORIE LEARN HOW TO DANCE? *calls out to marge* Go and learn Marjorie!

Me: Eww mummy.

Mummy: My marjorie is very capable! Why can't she find an RI boy next year?

Me: Marge! You can go because mummy supports your endeavour in attempting to seduce some RI boy next year.

Mummy: RI boy! Must be catholic also ah *BEAMS*

....Later

Marge: *eating chocolate cake*

Me: Wah. You think the cake is calorie-free? (A phrase marge loves to tell me cos' i eat cake like nobody's business)

Marge: :*snottily* I can afford it.

Me: *sniggers* What if your RI dude doesn't think so. [FINE. I admit I'm being a little mean here.]

Marge: *rolls eyes* I'm not trying to impress anybody.

Me: *laughs*

Mummy: Why? Find an RI boy!

Marge: Why don't you worry about Joan first? She's older.

Mummy: BUT YOU'D GROW OLD TOO! Better concentrate on you.

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OH YEAH, AND THE OTHER DAY TO JOAN:

Joan: I CAN'T FINISH MY READINGS!

Daddy: Why don't you pair with a responsible person and each of you summarise a few of the readings.

Mummy: *chimes in enthusiastically* YES YES!

Marge: Mummy wants you to partner with a boy Joan.

Mummy: *unabashedly* That'd be good! The boy in your group! (some criminal law group)

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Did I ever mention?


I. LOVE. MY MUM.

Marge's classmate once drew a comparison between my mum and Mrs Bennett (from Pride and Prejudice) trying to marry off all her daughters.

I couldn't agree more :D

Maybe not in such a ditzy fashion, but still....you gotta admit, similarities are abound.