1. I'm pretty decisive when it comes to making major decisions, but I can spend close to one hour in NTUC wondering which chocolate/type of chips I should get. It kinda sucks.
2. I'm slightly claustrophobic. I really hate going to toilets for that reason. If no one is at home, I like to shit with the toilet door open. Okay, you probably didn't want to know that.
3. I fainted while pooing once in kindergarten. True story.
4. I think I really need to grow up. I always wonder why I haven't matured yet when I look so old.
5. With the ridiculous amounts of bread, cookies, cakes and biscuits I eat, it's really a wonder why I haven't gotten diabetes.
6. And I always wonder why I seem to be incapable of losing weight.
7. I always wanted to be in somebody else's body for a day and know their secret thoughts and how they perceive me. I still do.
8. When I'm bored I like to lie on the floor and do crunches. Half the time, I end up falling asleep there.
9. I always think 'If i had a choice, would I rather be pretty, smart or have a very hot body?' Then I'd weigh the pros and cons and finally come to a realisation that God doesn't grant wishes like that.
I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. Amazingly, i haven't learnt my lesson. I still have thoughts like that. Always.
10. I'm pervy. Slightly.
Picture says it all. Hehee.
Doesn't jean look cute? I got the dress for her on asos :D
11. I think if you give me a speech to prepare, I'd be able to deliver it well. If you ask me to speak on the spot, without any preparation, I'd sound like a retard.
12. I hate my arms. IT'S DAMNNNNN HUGE. Ironically, more than half my clothes are sleeveless. But i have a good reason for that.
13. I'm so freaking broad, I can barely fit into any tops with sleeves if it isn't size L.
14. I'm scared of the toaster. Yet I stand near the toaster knowing my bread is gonna POP soon and getting a shock when it does.
15. Marge says I look like an improved version of my mum. I don't think that is true.
16. Jean would be my ideal boyfriend. Too bad she's my sister. Nurul thinks that is disturbing. Hahahaha.
17. I hate to be dependent on someone. I don't really like accepting help from other people either. I like to think I'm capable of doing everything by myself. But I'm emotionally dependent on my family to be a stable, sane person.
18. I'm a happy sort of person most of the time. This year has been filled with mood swings and grumpy moments I have NEVER experienced before. It's kinda scary.
19. Carrying my laptop to school makes me bloody grumpy because it's so freaking heavy.
20. I don't know how people can not tell ANYBODY their secrets. I don't think there is something about me that I haven't told a single person.
21. I bet if you were trapped alone with me for a week, you'd know my whole life story.
22. I can't stop making a list about myself. It's addictive.
23. I like to think everything revolves around me. I'm self-centered that way.
24. I hate to admit it, but when I speak, I require people's attention. I get so annoyed if I'm giving instructions and people don't listen. It's part of my personal list of reasons why I can't be a teacher.
25. I KNOW for a fact that when I start working, i'd dedicate at least half of my salary to shopping. I'm a bit of a shopaholic. But a cheapo shopaholic, so that's good.
26. I sleep like a pig. On the aeroplane, bus, car. Anywhere, really. Seldom do I lie in bed for more than a minute before I sleep.
27. I begin my sentences with BUT and AND a lot. I also love one-word sentences. Am I breaking some kind of grammatical rule here?
28. I pick on people's grammar but I actually don't know anything about it myself.
29. I'm critical and judgmental. People who know me should know that by now. Hahaha.
30. I have become more touchy when reading books or watching shows in recent years. I start crying like nobody's business. I don't know why.
31. I like to brag by nature. In other words, I love showing-off. I try to keep it under control though. In any case, I have nothing much to brag about. Hahahaha.
32. I think I've consumed more than 50 tubes of polo mint this year.
33. I border on rude to some teachers and I'm exceedingly polite to some. I'm trying my best to be less irritating. Sometimes I just forget that. Shall get a tattoo to remind myself or something.
34. While filling up a form earlier today, I realised I had ZERO special talents. Besides being able to piano (which skills I have almost forgotten), I can't do anything else!
In order of talents I want to have: Dance well (Catch moves fast, look nice or elegant), be athletic (something that will Never Ever come true. Yes, Never Ever deserves to be capitalized), sing well (I sound like a toad but it has actually never really bothered me)
35. After typing this list I'm incredibly sleepy. Night :D
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