Mummy: I tell you something!

Me: Yes?

Mummy: I'm losing weight!

Me: Really? Can't tell leh.

Mummy: You know how I lost weight? Everyday I look in the mirror and tell myself "You are very fat. You need to stop eating."

Me: Haha yeah you told me that method before.

Mummy: And I've lost.....
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200 grams!

Me: ......

Mummy: In a week!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IF 200GRAMS WAS EVERYONE'S IDEA OF LOSING WEIGHT, I'M SURE THE WORLD WOULD BE A HAPPY PLACE.

Sometimes being easily satisfied is good.