I drew up a holiday plan ON MY PHYSICS NOTES immediately after the exams,
and ooooh IT FELT SO GOOD :D
Like, HA! EAT THAT YOU LITTLE LUMP OF CRAP. NOW SMELL MY ASS >:)
Okay. So maybe the thought of paper smelling my ass is gross.
Anyhoos, here's how I managed to embarrass myself completely in the past 3 days.
1. Cupping a guy's butt in my hand while getting off the escalator ACCIDENTALLY. But the dude turned around and looked for the pervert which...
Oops, that pervert would be me.
Tell me I can't be sued for sexual assault.
2. Announcing really loudly in the morning how I can't possibly get 18/60 for physics to pass when mr leow conveniently walked by. He went 'God bless you'.
3. Walking into Breeks and going 'Omg! Maria's class is here!' *starts waving frantically to Eugenia-lookalike*
Only realising upon closer inspection that the girl who is staring at you like you're a looney is NOT eugenia and a mere imitation product.
I guess I'm a little crazy.
But that's what finishing up with science for THE REST OF YOUR FREAKING LIFE does to you!
Or a pair of contacts about 200 degrees off.
It doesn't matter, now I am free to prance around like a bird and sing nursery rhymes to myself because my family doesn't happen to think my voice is particularly melodious.
(When it is :D)
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