Good morning world

You know what i hate about bus rides?

Buses are FILTHY.

So there I was, trying to sleep peacefully when the woman behind me started sneezing vigorously.

I didn't want to risk my grape serum scented hair being filled with snot so I turned my head a little to the side and

WHADAYA KNOW

when i wake up I am lying on a stranger's shoulder.

I mean, this obviously IS NOT THE FIRST TIME i have slept on other people. God, let's see, there was the indian dude, army dude, army dude, hwa chong dude...

But i felt super bad this time because I would keep turning my head away but I'd always end up jerking awake on her shoulder. And she didn't glance at me with disdain and sniff haughtily, which i would do if a stranger slept on me.

Like, HOW WOULD I KNOW IF YOUR HEAD IS NOT FILLED WITH LICE OR SOMETHING????

Yeah, my hair smelled like grapes and i (hopefully) do not look like an unhygienic freak but STILL. Looks are deceiving. Just sayin'.

And my heavyass head (filled with brains :D) would keep banging her shoulder.

And she had nice skin.

I mean, REALLY nice skin.

That's why i felt bad actually. You don't bang the shoulders of people who have nice skin. It's a golden rule in life.

Just like circling option number 3 when you're stuck in chinese.

Just like wearing contacts when you wear a dress.

Just like listening to marie's advice.

I make a lot of sense, don't I? :)

Okay I was supposed to get my PRETTY PRETTY HEELS online today. But mummy couldn't meet me at the bank and I don't have my online bank account yet.

BABY BABY BABY OOOOH!

Aren't they SMEXY? ;)