Somebodyyyy *coughmariacough* tried to act cool and drank wine till she got hot and red and headachey. Broke out in rashes today.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I'm sorry, i take pleasure in the misfortunes of others. Got a problem? *cracks knuckles*
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Me: I wonder how I would be like if I were drunk?
Maria: It's not hard to imagine because you're half-drunk all the time. Everytime you throw your head back and laugh and rub your stomach, you already look drunk.
Thanks honey.
PS: NO I AM ACTUALLY A VERY SWEET, CARING AND CONCERNED FRIEND. I'M ONLY LAUGHING AT MARIA COS WELL, IT'S MARIA.
PPS: I just had to include that in case no one wants to marry me thinking i'm evil
PPPS: AND I'M NOT EVIL!!!!!!!!!
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