I hereby proclaim myself BANNED from ever touching those lotus and lard filled mooncakes ever again. >:(
Is the holiday goal of "NOT GAINING WEIGHT, CURING PIMPLES AND STUDYING"
so hard to achieve?
Apparently so :( I feel like some fat, pimply bespectacled monster at home. This morning when I recoiled at the sight of myself from the mirror and proclaimed my life as OVER,
my parents just laughed. LAUGHED.
At their favourite daughter. The world is unfair.
In the midst of my depression, here are some amusing quotes.
Marge: What should I choose for my confirmation name?
Jean: What about Marjorie Agnes Pang?
Joan: More like Marjorie Acne Pang
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Daddy: Don't be jealous of my skinny arms.
HAHAHAHAHHA.
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