There are many moments in life where you wish to turn back the clock. Just rewind the clock a day back, you silently beg, or a few hours. Good memories or the time before your most embarrassing moment. Whichever.
Me? I'd like to go back a day before I consumed half a 1kg chocolate cake.
But here are a few ways to make yourself less guilty:
- Convince yourself that you are actually sacrificing your body for the sake of others by consuming their calories.
- Skip around the tiny kitchen a couple of times before delicately opening the lid of the box. You just burned approximately 2 calories.
- Don't walk normally. Raise your knees to your chest with each step. Burns approximately 5 calories.
- JUST EAT THE DAMN CAKE. All guilt is forgotten. Really. It's THAT good :D
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