Sisters. Bleah.

Joan is such a hypocrite! Omg.

A few days back she started whining 'IF I'M GOING TO DO WELL FOR A LEVELS, I NEED FAMILY SUPPORT!!!!'

Me: Huh?

Joan: Like, when i waste time tell me to stop wasting time. Don't talk to me and distract me.

Me: Uh, okay. You're weird.

And yesterday,

Joan watches TV.

Me: Joan, you should be studying now.

Joan: I JUST CAME BACK LAH. AND MY FACE IS DAMN ITCHY. I'M RED EVERYWHERE.

Me: oO

Today,

Joan was just standing doing nothing.

Me: I thought you wanted to study.

Joan: *shouting* I NEED TO PEE.

Just now,

Joan: *steals my ipod* After one game of tap tap I will study again

*One game is over*

Me: Okay. Go study now.

Joan: WHATEVER LAH LOSER. THAT GAME WAS DAMN SHORT.

Me: Fine. Why did i even bother trying to help you study. You keep shouting at me.

Joan: I DON'T SHOUT.

Me: Yeah right. Remember yesterday, this morning and just now?

Joan: *unremorseful and laughing* Whatever.

Me: I'm officially never talking to you again. Bye.

Joan: *prances back to her room*

Anybody willing to adopt Joan? Thanks!